Ufo Tracker Mugs

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Alien hanging clothes on a washing line.

'Hey, who's your friend?'

We are not alone!

Alien has his flying saucer tires stolen on the bad side of town.

"I've got vertigo."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Hair Crop Circle

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Alien Assumption

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

dog vs UFO...

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"