Ufo Spotters Mugs

'See if they have their green cards.'

Bumper Car UFO.

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Yuck! Look at all planet lice down there!"

'Take me to your lager!'

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

Close Talkers of the Third Kind

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Flying saucer - Trips round the galaxy

Alien pointing at Earth - "Go on Mum, buy me that ball."

"Show them your new laser, you said. They'll think it's really neat, you said. You putz."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

Hair Crop Circle

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Alien Assumption

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

dog vs UFO...

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"