Ufo Watching Mugs

Dodos emerge from alien space craft

My man? Still watching out for aliens.

'He seems surprisingly happy to see us.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Hair Crop Circle

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Alien Assumption

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"They look like pickles."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"