Ufo Sightings Mugs

"Take me to your leader."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"He doesn't seem to grasp the historical significance of this moment."

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

Not a weather balloon!

Roswell 1947

So...they've come for me at last.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Hair Crop Circle

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien Assumption

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

How am I abducting?

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.