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"Take me to your leader."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"He doesn't seem to grasp the historical significance of this moment."

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

Not a weather balloon!

Roswell 1947

So...they've come for me at last.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Hair Crop Circle

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Alien Assumption

"Take me to your mechanic."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

How am I abducting?

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"