Ufo Spotting T-Shirts

Visitor Parking.

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"3...4...5...6..."

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Alien tapping ufo spotter on shoulder 'Seen anything yet?'

"I forgot where we parked."

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien Assumption

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

dog vs UFO...

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"They look like pickles."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Take me to your market leader.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road