Aviation Spotting T-Shirts

I'm near the airport.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

All Natural Nothing

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"They look like pickles."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Boy pilot.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

We come in pieces!

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Airliner

Two airplanes

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

Sushi Train Spotters

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"