Plane Spotting T-Shirts

'I've spent hours getting ready and it turns out they're PLANE spotters!'

'I had it outsourced.'

'Did you get a fuselage number Denis?'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

For Sale: Red Arrow

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Boy pilot.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Airliner

Two airplanes

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sushi Train Spotters

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"She's all yours."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

"I wonder where they nest..."

Mile High Club

'I told her not to follow me!'

COP26

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.