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'Airport arrivals' men with signs 'Mr smith', 'Miss Wilson', 'Just want to stand here feeling important'

Rex talks about his life goals.

'Those set it off everytime.'

"So it wasn't seagulls."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"They look like pickles."

Boy pilot.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Moon: Made in China

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

We come in pieces!

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Two airplanes

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Airliner

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"They're very time-sensitive."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

The Clueless Diver

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.