Plane Spotters Gifts

'Airport arrivals' men with signs 'Mr smith', 'Miss Wilson', 'Just want to stand here feeling important'

Rex talks about his life goals.

'Those set it off everytime.'

"So it wasn't seagulls."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Boy pilot.

"They look like pickles."

Moon: Made in China

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Airliner

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

We come in pieces!

Two airplanes

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Take me to your feeder,'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"