Plane Spotter Gifts

'This one's for coffee.'

'You can relax now, ladies and gentlemen, , , we're through all of that rough turbulence,'

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

" The 747 from New York I've just spent the last half hour trying to land was a bluebottle."

"She's all yours."

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.

'The crisis in air traffic control must be worse than I thought'

Man trying to swat planes

Plane drops toilet tissue to a castaway.

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

'JetBlue 171, I think my dad said you are clear for takeoff...'

"Are we there yet?"

Man in small airplane

Airliner

"Certainly the friendly type, never fails to give us a wave."

What Passengers See

Flying duck planes on wall of house near airport.

Mile High Club

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

'Sorry Clifford, i can't talk right now! I've got a plane to catch!' A hunter trying to physically catch a plane with a big net.

Plane Migration.

Heathrow pulls out all the stops to keep the airport open.

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

Boy pilot.

"I wonder where they nest..."

An ambitious frog tries to catch a plane.

Two airplanes

Buying Airplanes (New or Used)

Pilot debating.

'RIGHT! That's IT young man! You're grounded!'

"Anyone know how to fly this thing?"

'I told her not to follow me!'