Shuttle Spotter Gifts

Used space shuttle

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Save Our Universe

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Tiny Visions

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Boy pilot.

"They look like pickles."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Moon: Made in China

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

We come in pieces!

Airliner

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Two airplanes

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"