Shuttle Spotter Gifts

Used space shuttle

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

Tiny Visions

Save Our Universe

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"They look like pickles."

Boy pilot.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Moon: Made in China

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

We come in pieces!

Airliner

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

Two airplanes

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'Take me to your feeder,'

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate