Submarine Spotter Gifts

'Hi. You're new here, aren't you?'

Walking on Water

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Save Our Universe

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"They look like pickles."

Boy pilot.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Moon: Made in China

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

We come in pieces!

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

Airliner

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Two airplanes

"I don't like the looks of that!"

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.