Submarine Spotter T-Shirts

'Hi. You're new here, aren't you?'

Walking on Water

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Save Our Universe

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"They look like pickles."

Boy pilot.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Moon: Made in China

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

We come in pieces!

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Airliner

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Two airplanes

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"