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"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

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"I identify as it/it."

Enemies of the Earth

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Boy pilot.

"They look like pickles."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Moon: Made in China

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

We come in pieces!

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Airliner

Two airplanes

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Eviction Notice for Earth...