Satellite Spotter T-Shirts

TV message reads 'Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties.' as a TV satellite plummets to earth outside.

"I love their use of space"

'You can learn a lot about people by going through their space junk!'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Moon: Made in China

"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Save Our Universe

Boy pilot.

"They look like pickles."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

We come in pieces!

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Airliner

Two airplanes

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

"They're very time-sensitive."