Satellite Spotter T-Shirts

TV message reads 'Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties.' as a TV satellite plummets to earth outside.

"I love their use of space"

'You can learn a lot about people by going through their space junk!'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Moon: Made in China

"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Save Our Universe

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"They look like pickles."

Boy pilot.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

Two airplanes

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Airliner

We come in pieces!

'I guess they're not here for contact.'