Santa Spotter T-Shirts

'Look! There's Santa!'

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

Girl Spots Santa Claus on Nursery Tiles

"Look at that mirage. It must be, December."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Tiny Visions

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Moon: Made in China

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

Sunset Attraction

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Maps of the Human Genome

Do not pass.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"He loves to give autographs!"

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

'Honest, Mom, I was nowhere near it.'

"I love their use of space"

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"