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'Why not use dental floss instead of candy floss?!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Tiny Visions

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Moon: Made in China

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Cat on Board.

Sunset Attraction

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

'Look! There's Santa!'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"