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Convent's laundry.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Cat on Board.

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Sunset Attraction

Kathryn Morris

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Maps of the Human Genome

Do not pass.

'Look! There's Santa!'

"He loves to give autographs!"

Road signs of Aging

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Are you anybody?"