Secret Spotter Mugs

Convent's laundry.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Sunset Attraction

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Cat on Board.

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Maps of the Human Genome

'Look! There's Santa!'

Do not pass.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

"Are you anybody?"

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."