Specter Spotter Mugs

'I see live people.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Save Our Universe

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Moon: Made in China

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Fly Tightrope walker

'Look! There's Santa!'

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

Getting Closer

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"I love their use of space"

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Oh, I think my baby's getting peach fuzz! Moooom! The Abominable Snowboy.

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Enemies of the Earth

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

"I identify as it/it."

Fruit Bowl

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

Used space shuttle

Accident

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.