Santa Spotter Mugs

'Look! There's Santa!'

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

Girl Spots Santa Claus on Nursery Tiles

"Look at that mirage. It must be, December."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Tiny Visions

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Moon: Made in China

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Kathryn Morris

Cat on Board.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Sunset Attraction

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Maps of the Human Genome

Do not pass.

"He loves to give autographs!"

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

Road signs of Aging

'Honest, Mom, I was nowhere near it.'