Specter Spotter Pillows

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Save Our Universe

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Moon: Made in China

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Look! There's Santa!'

"We're going have to build higher walls."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

"I love their use of space"

Enemies of the Earth

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

'Euston, we have a problem...'

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"I identify as it/it."

Accident

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Used space shuttle

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"