Stadium Specter Pillows

Guilt Day at Shea.

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

A man cheers

Vendor selling testosterone.

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"So that's where you were last night."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'He lived and died for golf.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Football supporters.

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Arch of Triumph Save

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Football Stadium

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.