Musical Specter Pillows

Sheet music.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Maestro

Stephen King

WANTED The Strad Cad

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

Vampire with a violin

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

Saxophone summoning.

"You definately have a musical ear"

Skeleton playing the violin

'I see live people.'

Vampire Bassoonist

'So- supernatural phenomena, we meet again.'

'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

Violin Pipe

'Like I said officer, this is how I found him when I got here. Maybe that note he left can tell us something.'

A Quartet of Witches

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

Neat Trick.

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."

"Same every year, he gets all tensed updreading the first radio blast of Slade's 'It's Christmas'..."

Backstage, Master muttered, 'Not bad, just don't give up your night job'.

Man is confused by a book titled '100 Piano Favorites'.

'I sure am glad we came up here to practice for the Talent Show.'

Guilt Day at Shea.

'I've lost my glasses and can't look for them until I find them.'

'Not still responding with your ratatat machine-gun FX are you, Rigby?'

In music school they never tell you what to do when you start to hyperventilate.

Coronavirus and the US economy

Coronavirus Circus