Stadium Streaker Pillows

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Beer Order

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

Rock & Roll

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Football drummer

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

Cricket.

What are the chances?

"Your husband has been diagnosed with 'football fever.' It's a common illness this time of year."

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

"He lost his Season Ticket."

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

Football today

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Football