Stadium Stalker Pillows

'We ran out of cups.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Beer Order

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Official Team Cap With Beard

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Football player has head instead of ball.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

Football fans in corona times

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.