Stadium Junkie Pillows

Soccer Match.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Beer Order

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Fan-Centric Stadium

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

Sergio Aguero

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

'I'm just putting the final touches to my world cup preparations...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

College Football

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

"You need to take a break from watching too many tennis matches."

Football junkie.

"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

Avram Grant, Premier League Manager.

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."