Stadium Junkie Gifts

Soccer Match.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Beer Order

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Fan-Centric Stadium

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

Sergio Aguero

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

College Football

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."

"You need to take a break from watching too many tennis matches."

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.