Sports Junkies Gifts

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

I like the Jets...I guess

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Go team!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Mixed Doubles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Cricket Accidents.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Hockey Season.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'