Sports Junkies Pillows

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

350 Feet.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Cricket Accidents.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Hockey Season.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'