Sports Rivalries Junkie Pillows

Subway Series

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Tic-tac-toe

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Fight on the top

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Lion v Kiwi.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

Sergio Aguero

'I'm just putting the final touches to my world cup preparations...'

England And The Ashes

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."