Stadium Snack Enthusiast Pillows

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Beer Order

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"Goal!"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Sheltering in place.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Back in 5 minutes!

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'