Stadium Snack Enthusiast Pillows

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Back in 5 minutes!

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Beer Order