Master Of Game-day Snacks Pillows

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Airplane Mode.

Beer Order

Fast Food Dieter

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Bowl Games.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Where's the Danish?"

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'Well, we've got to go to Milan for the second leg and coming back from 4-0 down won't be easy, but the lads are conf. . .'

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

Football Food.

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

The true meaning of Thanksgiving...

Football today

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'