Master Of Game-day Snacks Gifts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Airplane Mode.

Beer Order

Fast Food Dieter

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Bowl Games.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

"Where's the Danish?"

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'Well, we've got to go to Milan for the second leg and coming back from 4-0 down won't be easy, but the lads are conf. . .'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

Football Food.

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

The true meaning of Thanksgiving...

Football today

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'