Gameday Foodie Gifts

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Bowled over again!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Go team!

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

A man cheers

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Beer Order

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Football supporters.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'His wife is very supportive.'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"You're back! You're really back...!"