Game-day Foodie Gifts

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Beer Order

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Bowl Games.

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'Well, we've got to go to Milan for the second leg and coming back from 4-0 down won't be easy, but the lads are conf. . .'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

Golf Ball Meatball

Football Food.

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

Bears Win!!!

The true meaning of Thanksgiving...