Game Day Gourmet Gifts

The true meaning of Thanksgiving...

Colin was always rigorous in his preparations for the big matches

Bowl Games.

Football Food.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'Well, we've got to go to Milan for the second leg and coming back from 4-0 down won't be easy, but the lads are conf. . .'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

A man cheers

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Beer Order

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

American Football.

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Down on Her.

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

Kick! Go for it!

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Fan-Centric Stadium

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.