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The true meaning of Thanksgiving...

Colin was always rigorous in his preparations for the big matches

Bowl Games.

Football Food.

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'Well, we've got to go to Milan for the second leg and coming back from 4-0 down won't be easy, but the lads are conf. . .'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

A man cheers

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Beer Order

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

American Football.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

Down on Her.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Fan-Centric Stadium

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!'