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Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Bowled over again!

Go team!

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

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What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football supporters.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

French bread

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Bowl Games.

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

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