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"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'My hero!'

"I think we overordered."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Please Wait and wait and wait.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

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Stay at home food pyramid

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"War of bat, tail of dog. Leg of horse, head of fro...Let's just phone for a pizza."

"Delivery."