Takeout Treat T-Shirts

'My motto is...'if you can't stand the heat, go out to dinner'.'

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'My hero!'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"I think we overordered."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Please Wait and wait and wait.

Pizza Study Party

Stay at home food pyramid

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

Pizza at the Round Table

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Food van driving through an office.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'