Takeaway Treat Seekers T-Shirts

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Tzatzikicicle

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Cosy night in

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'My hero!'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."