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'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

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Easter Egg Delivery

"I'm a monster."

Two boys eating ice cream

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

What do you wish for next year?

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

Advent fridge

Invasion of the Demonic Shape-Shifters!

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."