Cool Treat Enthusiasts Pillows

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Tzatzikicicle

Easter Egg Delivery

"I'm a monster."

Two boys eating ice cream

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

What do you wish for next year?

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

Advent fridge

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

Invasion of the Demonic Shape-Shifters!

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

Sandwiches

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."

'What's the in flavor with the young crowd these days?'