Cool Treat Seeker Pillows

'What's the in flavor with the young crowd these days?'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

The Main Types of Cheese

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Honest Vending

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

A day in the life of a dog.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."