Cool Treat Seeker Pillows

'What's the in flavor with the young crowd these days?'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Honest Vending

The Main Types of Cheese

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You complete me."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!