Quirky Treat Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Tzatzikicicle

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Ice Cream Flavors

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

What do you wish for next year?

"Freshly ground pepper, sir?"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual.

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

Advent fridge

Footsicle

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

"Some Fresh Rhino Horn in your drink, sir?"

Trail Mix: Contains No Less than 10% Actual Trail.

Carcass in a cup (street vendor cart)

'Don't worry- mine is the good E. Coli.'