Quirky Treat Enthusiast Gifts

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Tzatzikicicle

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Ice Cream Flavors

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Freshly ground pepper, sir?"

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

What do you wish for next year?

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

Footsicle

Advent fridge

The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual.

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

"Some Fresh Rhino Horn in your drink, sir?"

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

Trail Mix: Contains No Less than 10% Actual Trail.

Carcass in a cup (street vendor cart)