Unconventional Treats Enthusiast Gifts

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Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Two boys eating ice cream

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

What do you wish for next year?

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

'Do you have anything that looks like a cantaloupe but tastes like a cheesecake?'

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Invasion of the Demonic Shape-Shifters!

Advent fridge

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

'Don't just gulp it down like that! Smell the bouquet, savour the flavour on your palate!'

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

Welsh Cakes

Sandwiches

Cannibals playing on a Crane pick up game machine.

'I feel smaller already.'

"This is serious butter pecan!"