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You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Two boys eating ice cream

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

What do you wish for next year?

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'Do you have anything that looks like a cantaloupe but tastes like a cheesecake?'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

Invasion of the Demonic Shape-Shifters!

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

Advent fridge

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

Sandwiches

Welsh Cakes

'Don't just gulp it down like that! Smell the bouquet, savour the flavour on your palate!'

Cannibals playing on a Crane pick up game machine.

'I feel smaller already.'

"Sorry kids, since my freezer's broken, if you want ice cream it only makes sense for me to charge you milkshake price."

"This is serious butter pecan!"